Stam-m-m-m-ring
A beautiful, busty blonde speach therapist has three students who
stammer, an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman. No matter what she
tries they can't get rid of their stammers so, in a last ditch
attempt, she orders them to strip. She then does likewise and standing
there naked and gorgeous tells them that she will make love to whoever
can say the name of their home town without stammering.
The Englishman goes first; "Bir-Bir-Bir-Birm-mmm-mmm-Birmingham".
The Scot goes next;
"Du-Du-Du-Dun-Dunfer-fer-fer-Dunferm-mmm-mmm-Dunfermline".
The Irishman shouts out "London" at which point the therapist jumps on
him and makes mad passionate love to him. As they both reach a climax,
Paddy starts shouting "D-D-D-Der-Der-DERRY
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