On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:40:05 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:8sa5841mh23ip7phte93777llqvbd6t0jg@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>> Payback for a squished pet frog
>>
>>
>> There was a 12 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a
>> flattened frog on a string behind him.
>>
>> He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When
>> the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
>> wanted.
>>
>> He said, 'I want to have sex with on of the women inside. I have the
>> money and I'm not leaving until I do.'
>>
>> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
>> told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the
>> girls have any diseases?'
>>
>> Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the
>> men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So
>> THAT'S the girl I want!'
>>
>> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
>> the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
>> down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later
>> he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out
>> the door.
>>
>> The Madam stopped him and asked,'Why did you pick the only girl in the
>> place with a disease, instead of one of the others? '
>>
>> He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
>> are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my
>> babysitter.
>>
>> After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just
>> happens to be very fond of young boys. She will get the disease that I
>> just caught.
>>
>> When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the
>> way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
>>
>> Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to
>> bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
>>
>> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
>> milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and
>>
>> HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!'
>>
>>
>
>HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE WOW 5 HEEs, is this a record.
>
>Mercury.
OMG!!!
I must consult with Bevo on what to do next.
Then I shall retire to the darkened room for pyschic guidance from
Yoda himself.
darkshadows
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