"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:8sa5841mh23ip7phte93777llqvbd6t0jg@4ax.com:
>
>
> Payback for a squished pet frog
>
>
> There was a 12 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a
> flattened frog on a string behind him.
>
> He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When
> the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
> wanted.
>
> He said, 'I want to have sex with on of the women inside. I have the
> money and I'm not leaving until I do.'
>
> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
> told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the
> girls have any diseases?'
>
> Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the
> men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So
> THAT'S the girl I want!'
>
> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
> the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
> down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later
> he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out
> the door.
>
> The Madam stopped him and asked,'Why did you pick the only girl in the
> place with a disease, instead of one of the others? '
>
> He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
> are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my
> babysitter.
>
> After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just
> happens to be very fond of young boys. She will get the disease that I
> just caught.
>
> When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the
> way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
>
> Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to
> bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
>
> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
> milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease...and
>
> HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!'
>
>
HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE WOW 5 HEEs, is this a record.
Mercury.
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