| The Wedding Night |
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The Wedding Night
The new husband and wife retired to the honeymoon suite, the new
husband went into the bathroom to take a shower.
His wife called from the bedroom "Honey I have a question that I have
been meaning to ask you for a while now but I'm a little shy".
"Sweetheart there is no reason to be shy now we are married, what did
you want to ask me?"
She replied "Well I've always wanted to know what a penis is".
"Just give me a moment and I'll be out and I will happily answer you
question" he replied & splashed a little more after shave on and
wrapped a towel around his waist and entered the bedroom with a
beaming smile on his face.
"What was your question honey"? he asked.
Shyly he replied "Well I've always wanted to know what a penis is"
With a flurish he pulled the towel of his body and proudly pointed to
his member and said " This my darling is a penis".
She look for a moment then said " OH! the same as a cock only SMALLER.
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