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Rolex (Rolex@webmaster.com) 2005/12/01 14:35

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.


"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient
and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."



"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
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"No." said the Director,  "A normal person would pull the plug."


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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex



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