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Midget


One morning, a stud farm owner receives a visit from a midget wanting
to buy a horse. It soon becomes apparent that the dwarf has a bad
speech impediment.

Dutifully, the owner leads one out, and shows the midget the hoofs and


Confused as to how the tiny man will ride the animal, the farmer picks



Now getting annoyed, the owner lifts up the midget one more time to
look at the ears.

With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head into the

stumbles around, dazed.



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