| Re: Conductor |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/07/15 11:51 |
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:38:45 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:o4bp74t69mhreg8qgu45nvbnprdgaci0lp@4ax.com:
>
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>> Conductor
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>> A bloke working on the buses taking fares pushes one of his passengers
>> to off the bus and kills him. At the trial he is found guilty of
>> murder and is sentenced to the electric chair.
>>
>> As a last meal he asks for a bunch of green banannas, which he duly
>> eats.
>>
>> They sit him down, plug him in a send a million volts through him.
>> When the smoke clears he is sitting there, right as rain. Checking
>> through the statutes the governor finds he has no choice but to
>> release him.
>>
>> The chap goes back to his job on the buses and lo and behold allows
>> another passenger to fall to his death. Once again he is found guilty
>> and sentenced to death.
>>
>> At the prison he, again, asks for a bunch of green banannas, which he
>> duly recieves and scoffs down. In the chair again and this time he is
>> zapped with 2 million volts. Smoke clears and bugger me there he sits,
>> right as rain.
>>
>> As before he goes back to his old job. Through a combination of
>> stupidity and sheer malice he, yet again, allows another passenger to
>> fall to their death (under a train at that, it was quite nasty
>> really!) The judge has no choice but to find him guilty and off he
>> goes to the chair.
>>
>> As you may have guessed he asks for his bunch of green banannas
>> (getting predictable now) Eats them, gets strapped in, 3 million volts
>> and yep, he's right as rain.
>>
>> The executioner, who is really pissed off by now, approaches him and
>> asks what the secret is, is it (as he suspects) the green banannas
>> that save his life. "No" replies the prisoner "I'm just a bad
>> conductor!"
>>
>>
>There is hitting rock bottom and hitting rock bottom and you have just
>hit rock bottom -5 LOLs
>
>Mercury.
Jealous!!!
darkshadows
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