"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:vgvh74l8l8pb7q8bq5u1ncbp79ig7b02tu@4ax.com:
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> COLOUR OF UNIFORMS
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> A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
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> During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took
> him to their headquarters and the French general began to question
> him.
>
> Finally, as an after thought, the French general asked,
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> "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the
> red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at ?"
>
> In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the
> reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot,
> the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
>
> And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear
> brown trousers.
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>
Worthy of mega LOLS I just love it.
Mercury.
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