Census taker: How many children do you have?
Woman: Four.
Census taker: May I have their names, please?
Woman: Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George.
Census taker: Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child
George?
Woman: Because we didn't want any Mo.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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