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Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 22:20:11 GMT
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On 25-Nov-2005, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
> Wedding Anniversary
>
> A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His
> wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
> that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
>
>
> The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
> opened
> it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
ROTFL! Well, there should be plenty of turkey and cold cuts left for the
crowd attending. :-)
(Thanks so much for the dessert pics you posted yesterday to complete the
menus - as a diabetic I really can't have any of them, but my goodness, I
had great dreams last night remembering them all.)
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abc
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