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Mary was entering the church. She had no head covering and was wearing a
see-through blouse.
"You can't come in here like that!" exclaimed the priest.
"But I have a divine right!" replied Mary.
"You have a divine left too, but you still can't come in here without a
hat."
The Hindu rushed into St. Patrick's church and cried "My Karma has just
run over your Dogma."
The drunk got onto the bus and sat next to a priest.
He read his paper for a while and then turned to the priest and asked:-
"Do you know what causes Arthritis?"
The priest looked at the drunk disdainfully, "Yes, my son, I can tell
you, it's too much alcohol!, too much immoral living! too much smoking.
How long have you had it?"
"Oh, it's not me," said the drunk, "it says here in the paper that the
Popes got it,"
What is the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?
Nothing, they both come on a boys face when he turns 13.
What is white and drips from clouds?
The coming of the Lord.
The sunday school teacher asked her class, "Who went to mount Olive?",
"Popeye!" came the quick reply.
Have you heard about the new bra for middle-aged women?
It's called Sheep Dog. It rounds them up and points them in the right
direction.
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After 12 months the dog is still pleased to see you.
Mercury.
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