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81 All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
should have been more specific.
-- Jane Wagner
82 "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the
modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
--Edward P. Tryon
83 What's another word for Thesaurus?
--Steve Wright
84 After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
--W.C. Fields
85 "There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by
experience. And then there is California."
---Edward Abbey
86 "I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words
`phenomenology' or`structuralism', I reach for my buck knife."
--Edward Abbey
87 Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I
don't get it...
88 I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called
someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
89 I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
90 So, you don't like jail?
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
--Charles Bukowski
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