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71 If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
72 One more drink and I'd be under the host.
- Parker
73 The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it
used to be.
-- Paul Valery
74 - Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
75 When there's a will, I want to be in it!
76 I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!
77 A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
78 "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
--Fran Lebowitz
79 "From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I
was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
80 Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French,
the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the
lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
Italians.
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