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61 Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a
burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
---Wil Shriner


62 I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.


63 Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.


64 I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one
fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the
other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
--Stephen F Roberts


65 Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen
and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
----Dave Barry


 66 Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


67 Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a
flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"


68 He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
 --- Joseph Heller

69 "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
-- fortune


70 There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
--- Jack E. Leonard

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