51 ON METAPHYSICS
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
the head like this before.
52 Sleep is death without the responsibility.
53 "It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
54 ON EXCUSES
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
55 'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'
56 Email Friend
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. "
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
57 ON INFINITY
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
58 Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without
arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
--Johnny Carson
59 * If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is
the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
60 * There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and
those who can't.
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