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These jokes are not all "political Correct" and I dont give a damn.
Political Correctness is a repressive system developed by university
boffns, frustrated feminists and other unhappy people who have nothing
better to do. For example:- As long as there are Irishmen there will
always be Irish jokes.
Remember:- Humour Heals and He who laughs, lasts.
The lawyer went into the doctor's surgery with a frog on his head.
"That's a nasty looking growth," said the doctor.
"I'll say it is," said the frog. "It started out as a pimple on my arse".
What is the difference between a prostiture and a lawyer?
Not much, except a prostitute will stop screwing you once you're dead.
"I'm in deep financial trouble and need some advice," said the client to
his lawyer.
"I'm down to my last one hundred dollars and want to know if you can
answer just two questions for that amount."
"Cetainly sir," said the lawyer, "What's the second question?"
What is black and brown and looks great on a lawyer?
A doberman.
"You seem like an intelligent, honest man who would't lie to the court."
the lawyer said sarcastically to the witness.
"If I wasn't under oath I'd return the compliment." said the witness.
The clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock. "Prisoner, do you wish to
challenge the jury?"
The prisioner looked at the jury, "Not all of them at once," he said "but
I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little fat guy in the middle."
What's the difference between a lawyer and a football? You only get six
points for kicking a football between the posts.
What is it that a lawyer can do that a duck can't?
Stick his bill up his arse.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom-crawling scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Mercury.
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