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'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains
go to his head'
Margot Asquith
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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a
rock'
Wynn Catlin
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ON PROPHECY
The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of
road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of
the world in braille."
-- Discordian Quote File
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Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
it has never tried to contact us."
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* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
8
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
9
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
Billie Holliday
10
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.
Sue Kolinsky
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