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Stupid Things Said by Dan Quayle
1. If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the Phoenix
Republican Forum, March 1990
2. Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is
IN the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island
that is right here.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle,
Hawaii, September 1989
3. Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
and child.
4. What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a
mind at all. How true that is.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while
speaking to the United Negro College Fund
5. You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are,
happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy
campers you will always be.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the American Samoans,
whose capital Quayle pronounces "Pogo Pogo"
6. We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the
elimination of human rights.
7. El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are
many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with
Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.
8. I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change.
9. I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.
10. getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have
precise precision.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle referring to his
legislative work dealing with cruise missiles
11. Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
12. I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good
judgements in the Future.
13. I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
14. We're going to have the best-educated American people in the
world.
15. I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
16. It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
17. We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We
have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
18. I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
19. The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough
times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith
that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. (He
paused, then said) Would you like a puppy?
-- Vice President Dan Quayle (LA Times 5/21/89)
20. In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The
Future!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois
(LA Times 10/19/88)
21. I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
22. My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we
will, never, never surrender to what is right.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, in a speech
to the Christian Coalition
23. We are leaders of the world of the space program. We have been the
leaders of the world of our... of the space program and we're not
going to continue where we're going to go, not withstanding the Soviet
Union's demise and collapse - the former Soviet Union - we now have
independent republics which used to be called the Soviet Union. Space
is the next frontier to be explored. And we're going to explore. Think
of all the things we rely upon in space today: communications from...
Japan, detection of potential ballistic missle attacks. Ballistic
missiles are still here. Other nations do have ballistic missles. How
do you think we were able to detect some of the Scud missles and
things like that? Space, reconnaissance, weather, communications - you
name it. We use space a lot today.
24. Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle giving an intelligent,
in-depth analysis of the LA riots. (Herb Caen, SF
Chronicle)
25. Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
having it.
26. Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of
losing our women.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about breast
cancer
27. I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
28. I feel that this [1981] is my first year, that next year is an
election year, that the third year is the mid point and that the
fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the
last two years, I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those
last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I
don't have to do that.
-- Senator Dan Quayle
29. This president is going to lead us out of this recovery.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle at a campaign stop in
California and and then at CA State University,
Fresno (The Quayle Quarterly, Spring/Summer 1992)
30. We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur
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