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Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:00:40 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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>
>
> A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office.
> "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
> the lawyer asked.
> "Give me the bad news first."
> "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
> "That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
> "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
> "It's of you and your mistress."
>
> =====
>
> Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a
> compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She
> opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person
> looks familiar."
>
> "Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact.
>
> The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one.
> "You dumbass -- that's ME!
>
> =====
>
> Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
>
> Because deep down, they are really nice guys.
>
> =====
>
> Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
> as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
> house.
>
> Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
>
> =====
>
> A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint
> the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and
> gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught
> about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts
> on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
>
> When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show
> their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything
> like this before?"
>
> "Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."
>
> =====
>
> What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
>
> Self-employed
>
> =====
>
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Mercury.
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