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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/01 19:39 |
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because
someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the
top.
- English Professor, Ohio University
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* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
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Men are conservative after dinner.
--Emerson
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"So let me get this straight:
There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the
people that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything
worth photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there
because they'd never be involved in such things and even if they were
there they'd be too busy drinking water to be involved in the things
that didn't happen because they weren't there in the first place. And
Garth didn't take these photos that didn't get taken. Does this mean
that Garth spent the entire evening on his own in a room with a
camera?
Now I'm really lost.
PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
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"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind...
because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
- Steven Wright
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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
they should live next door, and just visit now and then."
- Katharine Hepburn
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For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
- Edgar R. Fiedler
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