HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get
the best of you." (Doug, 7)
"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
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At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT
department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every
user what they need."
I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so
we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room
fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.
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My dad lives in the tri-county are of Ingham, Clinton, and Eaton
counties.
There they are voting on a name change for Ingham. They want to name
it Monica County. If the men get there vote it will be the region
known as Monica, Eaton, Clinton. But those woman wanna see Clinton,
Eaton, Monica.
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WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he
showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
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Brian received a phone call:
"HI, I'm phoning on behalf of the ????? Children's Workshop where we
can help you with special offers, ....etc"
I interrupted her and informed her that I didn't have any children.
"Do you have any grandchildren???", she then asked.
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