On Fri, 30 May 2008 05:41:28 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:5rau34teqg9msivi87t5iruc7lv1kqlg68@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>> Top Pickup Lines Used by William Shakespeare
>>
>>
>>
>> 1. "How about a little Puck?"
>>
>>
>> 2. "Of course, 'Romeo and Gertrude' is just a working title.
>> I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady."
>>
>>
>> 3. "Et tu, Cutie?"
>>
>>
>> 4. "Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?"
>>
>>
>> 5. "If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty
>> unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?"
>>
>>
>> 6. "Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?"
>>
>>
>> 7. "My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent."
>>
>>
>> 8. "Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend
>> the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean."
>>
>>
>> 9. "Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?"
>>
>>
>> 10. "Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I'm merely happy to
>> cast eyes upon thy beauty!"
>>
>>
>> 11. "Greetings to you, fair sailor."
>>
>>
>> 12. "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?"
>>
>>
>> 13. "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?"
>>
>>
>> 14. "O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me
>> divine thy weight."
>>
>>
>> 15. "Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question."
>>
>
>Shame on you, the Bard will be turning over in his grave LOL
>
>Mercury.
heh-heeee
to be or not to be....
darkshadows
|
|