Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?
The other 1% were either taking the poll or answering the door!
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What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then
next thing you know your house is gone!
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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get
out?
Stop imagining!
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he become disoriented?
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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
3 dollars a year for a million years.
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The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women
was to be direct about
it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and
said,"Hey, honey whaddaya say to a little fuck?"
She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little
fuck!"
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Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy
asked whether he could fly like Superman.
"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your arms really
*really* hard."
So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad,
jumped, then smashed into the ground six stories below.
Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What
the hell happened?!?"
Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything
someone tells him."
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