Funny Taglines
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
My reality check just bounced.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
LISP: Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parenthesis
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete to Save
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
"DesqView!" ...Gesundheit.
**FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Not tonight dear.... I have a modem.
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Help stamp out and abolish repetitive redundancy!
Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...
C code. C code run. Run, code, run ... PLEASE!
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
To increase speed add lightness
Cole's Law: thinly sliced cabbage.
Old Mcdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O.
Taco Bell Laboratories: where UNIX programmers eat out.
I'm sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Mary had a little RAM- about a MEG or so.
Eunuchs, the non-gender-specific OS
One if by LAN, 2 if by C, 3 if by ERR.
Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!
I/O, I/O, it's off to work we go...
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
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