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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/05/27 12:30 |
On Tue, 27 May 2008 11:20:51 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:52pn34lfreisg7081le92oidilg9r144an@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 27 May 2008 05:39:44 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>>news:riem3450gqcu7fddnqea6c2ti4o9k21i7v@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What do you call a dog with no legs?
>>>>
>>>> Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!
>>>>
>>>> -----------------
>>>>
>>>> Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you're sitting
>>>> on the examination table telling him about your symptoms, and with
>>>> each new one you describe, he backs a little further away?
>>>>
>>>> ----------------
>>>>
>>>> Q: How did Captain Hook die?
>>>> A: Jock itch.
>>>>
>>>> ----------------
>>>>
>>>> They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
>>>>
>>>> It's called Genitalia.
>>>>
>>>> -----------------
>>>>
>>>> What do you call a guy who knows how to play the bagpipes, but
>>>> doesn't?
>>>>
>>>> A gentleman.
>>>>
>>>> -----------------
>>>>
>>>> A wild rabbit got caught and was taken to a laboratory. While he
>>>> was in there he befriended a rabbit who had been in the lab since
>>>> the day he was born.
>>>>
>>>> Anyway, one evening the wild rabbit noticed that his cage hadn't
>>>> been properly closed, and decided to make a break for freedom. He
>>>> asked the lab rabbit if he would like to join him. The lab rabbit
>>>> was unsure, as he had never been outside the lab. However, the
>wild
>>>> rabbit finally convinced him to give it a try.
>>>>
>>>> Once they were free, the wild rabbit said, "I'll show you the
>>>> number three best field." and took the lab rabbit to a field full
>>>> of lettuce.
>>>>
>>>> After they had eaten their fill, the wild rabbit said, "Now I'll
>>>> show you the number two best field." and took the lab rabbit to a
>>>> field full of carrots.
>>>>
>>>> After they had eaten their fill, the wild rabbit said, "Now I'll
>>>> show you the number one best field." and took the lab rabbit to a
>>>> warren full of female bunnies. It was heaven, non-stop bonking
>most
>>>> of the evening.
>>>>
>>>> As dawn was beginning to break, the lab rabbit announced that he
>>>> would have to be getting back to the lab.
>>>>
>>>> "Why?" said the wild rabbit. "I've shown you the number three best
>>>> field with the lettuce, the number two best field with the
>carrots,
>>>> and the number one best field with the bonking. Why do you want to
>>>> go back to the lab?"
>>>>
>>>> The lab rabbit replied "I can't help it - I'm dying for a
>>>> cigarette!"
>>>>
>>>> ----------------
>>>>
>>>> A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every
>time
>>>> a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes
>>>> and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus
>passes
>>>> by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door
>behind
>>>> me" and he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes
>>>> from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
>>>> Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
>>>> Repairman:"Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting
>for
>>>> a bus!"
>>>>
>>>> ----------------
>>>>
>>>> Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf
>>>> of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.
>>>>
>>>> Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good
>>>> opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."
>>>>
>>>> He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that
>>>> you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the
>>>> other?"
>>>>
>>>> Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."
>>>>
>>>> ----------------
>>>>
>>>> Stress-Relieving Prayer
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Lord,
>>>>
>>>> Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
>>>> The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
>>>> And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
>>>> I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
>>>>
>>>> And, help me to be careful
>>>> Of the toes I step on today as they
>>>> May be connected to the ass
>>>> That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
>>>>
>>>> Amen.
>>>>
>>>> -----------------
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Dont give up, you will find a joke in the near future LOL.
>>>
>>>Mercury.
>>
>>
>> It is called being jealous.
>>
>
>May Apis pee on you from a great height LOL.
>
>Mercurty.
Mercurty?
They say one's memory is the first to go.....
LOL
Let Apis rip, we could you a little acid rain around here.
darkshadows
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