| Re: Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab |
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| WingedMessenger (Boy@FlyingHigh.com) |
2008/05/24 23:50 |
"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:a6fh34h35c8obsnqb859ld2t4pltffujd4@4ax.com:
> On Sat, 24 May 2008 05:35:23 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>news:bk4f349vceq6niq5mgdv9reervdh0pclob@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in
>>> the Computer Lab
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
>>> scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
>>>
>>>
>>> 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and
>>> look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
>>>
>>>
>>> 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty
>>> that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it
>>> on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a
good
>>> half hour.
>>>
>>>
>>> 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you
>>> evilly.
>>>
>>>
>>> 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
>>> different screen than the one it's set up with.
>>>
>>>
>>> 6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at
>>> the highest volume possible over & over again.
>>>
>>>
>>> 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
>>> something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
>>>
>>>
>>> 8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret
>>> Pentagon files.
>>>
>>>
>>> 9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
>>>
>>>
>>> 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it
>>> on.
>>>
>>>
>>> 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have
>>> it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
>>>
>>>
>>> 12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at
>>> everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
>>>
>>>
>>> 13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if
>>> they're crazy while typing.
>>>
>>>
>>> 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before
starting.
>>>
>>>
>>> 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until
someone
>>> agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
>>>
>>>
>>> 16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time
required,
>>> pray "O pleaseo pleaseo pleaseo please," and scream "YES!" when
>>> it finishes.
>>>
>>>
>>> 17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
>>>
>>>
>>> 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It
>>> helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new
>>> friends).
>>>
>>>
>>> 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets.
Type
>>> by hitting the keys with the straw.
>>>
>>>
>>> 20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The
Lion
>>> Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
>>>
>>>
>>> 21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to
>>> your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then
>>> complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
>>>
>>>
>>> 22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive,
when
>>> it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>>
>>>
>>> 23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where
>>> the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
>>>
>>>
>>> 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all
>>> done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
>>>
>>>
>>> 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After
>>> doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next
>>> to you.
>>>
>>
>>There is of course a much simler method, just read this group LOL.
>>
>>Mercury.
>
>
> Bevo knows wjere you live!!!!
>
>
>
Oh yes, a definite panic LOL
Mercury.
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