| Re: Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/05/24 19:12 |
On Sat, 24 May 2008 05:35:23 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:bk4f349vceq6niq5mgdv9reervdh0pclob@4ax.com:
>
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>>
>> Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in
>> the Computer Lab
>>
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>>
>> 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
>> scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
>>
>>
>> 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and
>> look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
>>
>>
>> 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty
>> that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it
>> on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good
>> half hour.
>>
>>
>> 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you
>> evilly.
>>
>>
>> 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
>> different screen than the one it's set up with.
>>
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>> 6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at
>> the highest volume possible over & over again.
>>
>>
>> 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
>> something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
>>
>>
>> 8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret
>> Pentagon files.
>>
>>
>> 9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
>>
>>
>> 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it
>> on.
>>
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>> 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have
>> it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
>>
>>
>> 12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at
>> everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
>>
>>
>> 13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if
>> they're crazy while typing.
>>
>>
>> 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
>>
>>
>> 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone
>> agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
>>
>>
>> 16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required,
>> pray "O pleaseo pleaseo pleaseo please," and scream "YES!" when
>> it finishes.
>>
>>
>> 17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
>>
>>
>> 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It
>> helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new
>> friends).
>>
>>
>> 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type
>> by hitting the keys with the straw.
>>
>>
>> 20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion
>> Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
>>
>>
>> 21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to
>> your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then
>> complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
>>
>>
>> 22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when
>> it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>
>>
>> 23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where
>> the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
>>
>>
>> 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all
>> done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
>>
>>
>> 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After
>> doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next
>> to you.
>>
>
>There is of course a much simler method, just read this group LOL.
>
>Mercury.
Bevo knows wjere you live!!!!
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