| Re: Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab |
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| WingedMessenger (Boy@FlyingHigh.com) |
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Subject: Re: Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in
> the Computer Lab
>
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>
> 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
> scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
>
>
> 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and
> look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
>
>
> 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty
> that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it
> on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good
> half hour.
>
>
> 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you
> evilly.
>
>
> 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
> different screen than the one it's set up with.
>
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> 6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at
> the highest volume possible over & over again.
>
>
> 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
> something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
>
>
> 8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret
> Pentagon files.
>
>
> 9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
>
>
> 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it
> on.
>
>
> 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have
> it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
>
>
> 12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at
> everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
>
>
> 13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if
> they're crazy while typing.
>
>
> 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
>
>
> 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone
> agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
>
>
> 16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required,
> pray "O pleaseo pleaseo pleaseo please," and scream "YES!" when
> it finishes.
>
>
> 17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
>
>
> 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It
> helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new
> friends).
>
>
> 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type
> by hitting the keys with the straw.
>
>
> 20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion
> Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
>
>
> 21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to
> your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then
> complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
>
>
> 22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when
> it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>
>
> 23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where
> the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
>
>
> 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all
> done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
>
>
> 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After
> doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next
> to you.
>
There is of course a much simler method, just read this group LOL.
Mercury.
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