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Subject: Re: Joke Time [or time to torture Mercury]
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Date: Tue, 20 May 2008 05:45:11 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:2s7434dha61f4pej4j5patjua32dnoehpm@4ax.com:
>
> What is a man's idea of protected sex?
>
> A padded headboard.
>
> =======================
>
> Kids Say the Darnest Things
>
> * Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
> gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
> * A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the
> population.
>
> ========================
>
> Why is pubic hair curly?
>
> If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
>
> ========================
>
> Why does the new British Navy have glass bottomed boats?
>
> So they can see the old British Navy!
>
> ****Batten down the hatches.....INCOMING****
> [heh-heh-heeeeeeeee]..ds
>
> ========================
>
> A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
> Mother: "What does the cow say?"
> Child: "Moooo!"
> Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
> Child: "Meow."
> Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this
> wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied,
> "Bud."
>
> ========================
>
> What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
>
> A Cock that can stay up all night!!
>
> ========================
>
> The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's
> milk was better for babies than cow's milk.
> This is the answer he submitted:
> 1. It's fresher.
> 2. It's cleaner.
> 3. The cats can't get to it.
> 4. It's easier to take on a picnic.
> He also added: "It comes in such cute containers."
>
> =========================
>
> Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.
> To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'
> three whiskeys."
> Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy, it's
> not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It's
> celebratin', you are.
> "Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebrating
> me first blow job."
> Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar.
> "Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself,
> here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebration
> with you."
> Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal,
> but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won't
> either."
>
> =========================
>
> There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a
> retirement home. The old man says to the woman, "For five dollars,
> I'll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten
> dollars, I'll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars,
> I'll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic
> evening of passion you'll never forget."
>
> The woman considers it a moment and then, after fishing through her
> purse, produces a twenty dollar bill. The man says, "So, you want the
> romantic night in my room, eh?"
>
> The woman replies, "No, I want four times in the rocker."
>
> =========================
>
>
Let me free!!!!! Help someone save me!!!! LOL.
Mercury
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