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From: "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net>
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Subject: Re: Joke Time
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Date: Mon, 19 May 2008 06:09:37 GMT
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On Mon, 19 May 2008 05:32:07 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:isk13490vb7dfo4r2rlb5nt6dsi9iv5k1j@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>>
>> What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
>> calling your name?
>>
>> You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
>>
>>
>> ================================
>>
>>
>> The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
>> "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of
>> gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined
>> the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts. He then
>> unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on
>> one nipple. "Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby
>> is losing weight, you haven't any milk!" "Of course not!" she
>> shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"
>>
>>
>> ==================================
>>
>>
>> Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome
>> prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night
>> of tall tales begins.
>>
>> The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why,
>> just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men
>> before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
>>
>> The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was
>> walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out
>> from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my
>> bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the venom down in one gulp.
>> And I'm still her today."
>>
>> The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his
>> penis.
>>
>>
>> ===================================
>>
>>
>> What is It?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one.
>> Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not
>> use his. What is it?
>>
>> A Last name
>>
>>
>> ======================================
>>
>>
>>
>> What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
>>
>> One less drunk.
>>
>>
>> ======================================
>>
>>
>> The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress,
>> proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior
>> strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped
>> abruptly. "Colonel!" he spat out. "Yes, general!" the colonel
>> quavered. "Your troops, your troops," stormed the general. "They look
>> very nice, they stand very nice, but they stink, man, they stink!
>> Can't you get them to change their underwear?"
>> He strode away furiously. The colonel sniffed for himself. "The
>> general, yes, he's right. Now, Luigi change with Guiseppi, Carlo
>> change with Giovanni..."
>>
>>
>> =======================================
>>
>>
>> Karen was telling me that her to-be-ex, a police officer, asked
>> the judge to please remind her to re-register a gun he'd given
>> her in her name. "You see, your honor, to buy it, I had to
>> register it in my name." The judge said, "Why's this so impor-
>> tant?" "Because, Your Honor, I don't want to be shot with 'my
>> own gun'." The judge had to hold a piece of paper in front of his
>> face to hide his laughter.
>>
>>
>> =======================================
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>Please let me know when it starts LOL
>
>Mercury.
TICK...TICK...TICK...TICK...TICK...TICK
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