"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:963s24p932t8m6cti8pg5m6norti77qc68@4ax.com:
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> Turkey Terrorism
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> Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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> It you thought we'd seen enough with the animal-loving terrorists who
> harm people in order to make a statement about cruelty, think again.
> Now the examples these nuts have set are beginning to inspire animals
> to act aggressively against humans.
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> A wild turkey in Millstone Township, New Jersey dive-bombed a house
> and then destroyed part of the interior. This past Monday at 3:00 a
> flock of turkeys was observed casing a residence. At some point, one
> of the turkeys crashed into a window and broke into the home. New
> Jersey State police were immediately called. Trooper Richard
> Pogorzelski entered the home to see if the perpetrator was still
> lurking about but upon inspection realized the wayward bird had made a
> getaway - though not a clean one.
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> According to the home owner, "The bird had relieved himself all over.
> The room was a disaster." The bird did about $500 in damage to the
> bedroom of the homeowners' son, 8 year-old Jake. Perhaps not
> coincidentally, "jake" is what young male turkeys are called by human
> beings. The infiltrating jake found resident Jake's new $60
> Abercrombie & Fitch shirt which he planned wearing to the family's
> Thanksgiving dinner and pooped all over it. The boy's mother said,
> "I don't know if it's salvageable."
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Poor old pampered Jake. That should teach his mother to waste $60 on a
shirt for an 8 year-old. LOL. Long Live the Turkey LOL.
Mercury.
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