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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/05/16 16:50 |
Premeditated?
Thursday, September 07, 2006
A woman shot her husband because he fatally shot her chicken in some
God-forsaken town northwest of Eugene, Oregon. Police are sure the
woman intended to shoot the man because she was pissed he shot her pet
chicken. They filed charges against her for assault. They're not
sure whether the man intended to shoot the chicken. No charges were
reportedly brought against him. He used a handgun but she pulled out
her full-blown rifle in reply. He shot the chicken straight up -
from the front. She shot him in the back!
Did I mention the couple was doing yardwork but had been drinking all
day Monday when the ... um ... gunfight broke out? Heck of a way to
kick off the week. The moral of the story is, don't shoot your
drunken wife's pet chicken but if you do, either don't turn your back
on her or make sure her rifle is locked away in the closet first.
Maybe you'd be better advised to get rid of any wife who has a chicken
for a pet or a rifle she keeps with her while doing yard work.
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