Turkey Terrorism
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
It you thought we'd seen enough with the animal-loving terrorists who
harm people in order to make a statement about cruelty, think again.
Now the examples these nuts have set are beginning to inspire animals
to act aggressively against humans.
A wild turkey in Millstone Township, New Jersey dive-bombed a house
and then destroyed part of the interior. This past Monday at 3:00 a
flock of turkeys was observed casing a residence. At some point, one
of the turkeys crashed into a window and broke into the home. New
Jersey State police were immediately called. Trooper Richard
Pogorzelski entered the home to see if the perpetrator was still
lurking about but upon inspection realized the wayward bird had made a
getaway - though not a clean one.
According to the home owner, "The bird had relieved himself all over.
The room was a disaster." The bird did about $500 in damage to the
bedroom of the homeowners' son, 8 year-old Jake. Perhaps not
coincidentally, "jake" is what young male turkeys are called by human
beings. The infiltrating jake found resident Jake's new $60
Abercrombie & Fitch shirt which he planned wearing to the family's
Thanksgiving dinner and pooped all over it. The boy's mother said,
"I don't know if it's salvageable."
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