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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: The Circle
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 19:01:31 -0600
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she
accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she
did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde
"stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her
leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you
think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and
breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting
really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He
goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on
fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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