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Subject: A Joke, A Riddle and A Quote
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Date: Tue, 13 May 2008 17:37:02 GMT
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I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work
this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a red Mustang doing 85 miles per hour with her face up next
to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane.
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it
spilled all over my cell phone!
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Two bodies have I, though both joined in one; the longer I stand the
quicker I run. What am I?
Answer: Hourglass
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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."
- Albert Einstein
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