Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of
authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them
home, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam...Shoulda bought a
hat."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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