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Date: Mon, 12 May 2008 21:19:25 GMT
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Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler
was Ms. Robertson's son.
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As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in
front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage
from the overhead bins. The head attendant announced on the intercom,
"This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that
monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in
their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at
the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft."
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Rachel's blonde roommate had to make an emergency phone call to home
and her pre-paid calling card had expired. "I suggested she call
collect. She picked up the phone, looked at me bewildered, and asked,
'What's the number to 1-800-
COLLECT?'"
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...Starting off with Edward who works at a Wal-Mart. One day an older
gent asked him, "Where are Depends?" I took him over to the adult
incontinence under-
garments and then his face turned red with embarassment.
"No," he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket.
"I want da pens."
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