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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- von Braun
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It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
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Cooke's Law
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information
available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
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Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description
of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.
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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop.
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On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
University will allow me to award."
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