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Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
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What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it! We're closed...
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Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.
*****We all know of Mercury's affinity for pachyderms*****
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A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one
evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except
that gay guy over there"
About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone
a drink except that gay guy over there"
The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender
asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek,
go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!"
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A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of
the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.
Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly,"
he explained, "pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer
and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration?
That's absurd!"
"Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just
suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
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