Cowboy and Indians
A tribe of Indians captured a cowboy and brought him back to their
camp to meet their chief. The chief tells the cowboy,
"You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day
for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?"
"I want to see my horse." says the cowboy.
The Indians get his horse and the cowboy grabs the horse's ear and
whispers something, then slaps the horse on its rump. The horse takes
off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She
jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, muttering,
"Typical white man - can only think of one thing." The second day, the
chief asks, "What your wish today?"
"I want to see my horse again." replied the cowboy. So the Indians
bring him his horse and again the cowboy leans over and whispers
something in the horse's ear and slapped it on its rump. Two hours
later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and
goes into the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, muttering,
"Typical white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one
thing."
The last day comes and the chief says, "This your last wish, white
man. What you want?"
"I want to see my horse again." Said the cowboy.
The indians bring him his horse and the cowboy grabs the horse by both
ears, twisting them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it!
P-O-S-S-E!"
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