An 82-year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. The doctor
cautioned him about his age and sent him home with a lecture on the proper
lifestyle. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with
a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit, the doctor said to the man, "You must really be
doing great!"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you've got a heart murmur. Be
careful!"
Lil Stinker
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