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2008/05/06 12:45 |
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
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SNOW REPORT . . .
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks.
True story...we had a female news anchor who, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were laughing so hard!
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Happened in Kentucky --
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain
from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the
bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove
home--. with the chain still attached to the machine-- with
their bumper still attached to the chain-- with their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.
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St. Petersburg, Florida:
A Florida woman is offering to sell one of her kidneys to pay off a
hospital debt. Ruth Sparrow ran an ad over the weekend in The St.
Petersburg Times. It read: "KIDNEY - Runs good.
Taking offers."
Sparrow is serious. She owes $20,000 for gall bladder surgery, and
wants to pay it off. She says both her kidneys work fine and she's
willing to part with one to settle her debt. She offered one directly
to Bayfront Medical Center, which turned it down.
The newspaper has stopped running the ad, since selling organs is
illegal in Florida.
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