A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the
man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little
girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young
age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes
she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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