An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots
what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough.
In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string
which is dangling in the water. The tourist decides to humour the
fellow and asks: "Have you caught anything yet?" The village idiot
looks up and studies the stranger, before saying: "Aye, you be the
seventh today."
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