| Collapsing cupboard |
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2008/04/30 21:02 |
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Subject: Collapsing cupboard
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Date: Thu, 01 May 2008 03:02:30 GMT
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This woman decides to buy a self-assembly cupboard. Back home she
reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the
bedroom. It looks really neat. Then, a train passes and the whole
cupboard collapses. Not daunted by this she re-reads the instructions
and reassembles the cupboard. Then, another train passes and the whole
cupboard collapses again. Thinking that she must have done *something*
wrong she re-re-reads the instructions and re-re-assembles the
cupboard. Then, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses yet
again. Now, she's finally fed up with this and calls the customer
service deparment. She is told that this is quite impossible and that
they'll send along a technician to have a look. The technician arrives
and assembles the cupboard. Then, a train passes and the cupboard
collapses. Completely baffled by this unexpected event, the technician
decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it to see whether he
can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse. At this point, the
woman's husband comes home, sees the cupboard and says: "That's a nice
looking cupboard", and opens it.
Says the technician: "You won't believe me, but I'm standing here
waiting for a train".
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