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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83years
old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age.  How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."  "Really!? Like a
newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

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