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Subject: My Candidate for President 2008 (0/1)
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:19:50 -0500
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My Candidate for President 2008
PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment....
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Very eloquently put............don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I
have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an
incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do
what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or
wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking
somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals .
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old
ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's
scary!)
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry
in a Porsche than a Kia.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may
be dead.
MAXINE HAS MY VOTE!...
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