On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:30:54 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:osqn04t79lmnt42gi93lq1h1o9meggmhns@4ax.com:
>
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>> GOD AND THE BATHROOM LIGHT
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>> An 80-year-old man went for his annual checkup, and the doctor
>> said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."
>> The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know
>> I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
>> The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
>> The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the
>> Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in
>> the middle of the night."
>> The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to
>> go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns on the light for you?"
>> "Yep," the old man said.
>> The doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife
>> came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her
>> husband said.
>> "Your husband's in fine physical shape," the doctor said, "but
>> I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night
>> when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for
>> him."
>>
>>
>> "Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So HE'S the one who's been peeing in the
>> refrigerator!"
>>
>
>Love it LOL.
>
>Mercury.
He saw the light...
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