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Date: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:23:13 GMT
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FOUR MARRIED GUYS FISHING
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she
said, "Wear sun-block."
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