GOD AND THE BATHROOM LIGHT
An 80-year-old man went for his annual checkup, and the doctor
said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."
The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know
I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life, the
Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in
the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to
go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said.
The doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife
came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her
husband said.
"Your husband's in fine physical shape," the doctor said, "but
I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night
when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for
him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So HE'S the one who's been peeing in the
refrigerator!"
|
|